Hey I'm back!!

I know you all missed me. Hell, I'm the only thing ya'll have to look forward to in updates anyways. So, to update everyone on my great life, and put some excitement into yours....I did lose my match against the sluts. However, it's not the last you'll hear from me girls. You see you may have beat us, but we're still here!! Alicia finally broke it off with that.....ugh I don't even have a word to describe him with....Chase Stevens (enough said). She deserved so much better then him. He went running back to that whore. So now Alicia is with a much better MAN and my friend, Andy Douglas. The BETTER half of the Naturals. Well...should I say what used to be the Naturals. You see Andy did the smart thing and broke it off with Chase, thank god. Chase continues to be a dumbass. Me and Muhammad are doing great. I couldn't be happier actually. He's just right for me and actually knows how to treat a woman. I'd watch out on Smackdown, he's going to rule it. Maybe you don't understand his pain and how much shit he has said to him everyday. But I do, and he's going to show each and every one of you what he goes through. Anyways, for proof to Dawn, as to why I didn't show up that one time, here's my photos from that photoshoot I was at.

< At the Fan Fest 2005 for my cheerleading team, the Felions.

^ Thats Laura, Ang, and me in our cheerleading outfits.

^ Laura, Bob, Ang and me

Bootylicious,

*Jaime*

Heylo!!

DAMN am I feeling....GREAT! Let me tell you! It is early Thursday morning, and I'm getting ready to go for a jog to keep my sexy body in shape unlike some of these, well....cows around here. Then I'm going to go training with my hunny Muhammad. He's going to teach me a few last tips I can use for my match. Now, to address the comment Dawn Marie left me...Dawn, think what you want. But if you look at my schedule, you can CLEARLY see I had a photo shoot that day, so stop running your big ass mouth about shit you DON'T know. I will even show you my schedule if your interested. Plus, I'll be posting those pictures soon. Now, onto this little, filthy digusting mexican Eddie. You know Eddie, I think its pretty funny you and sable broke it off, oh....like, RIGHT AFTER you left me that comment. Now your with another ho, Kimona. Yea, get her pregnant too and make some little filthy babies. Ugh. Sable, a match with Eddie? HAHHAHA! You can't even pull off a bikini contest without running away. Not to mention you can't pull off flirting with a guy without running away from some ho, like Stacy. Psh. These GIRLS around here, I swear.  They have no clue what it's like to be at my, class. Now onto better things....my match tonight. I'm so ready and prepared for this match. I feel it. It's my time to shine now. I'm going to show all you bitches what I'm really made of. I'm going to show you that I'm not playing around. I'm ready to take all my aggression and kick some scanky ho ass! I've been training with Muhammad and I've been working out hardcore for days now getting ready for this match. Each one of us girls, are going to have to step it up and may the best team win. With me, steph, and my gurl alicia, against torrie, trish and dawn....with muhammad as special ref () and ALICIAS MAN Chase, as special enforcer, and andy as another special enforcer....we shall see who wins. Well, thats all I have to update with for now.....I'll probably update after the match sometime, because I know I'll come out without a scratch and victorious! So ta ta for now!

I LOVE YOU BABY!

Bootylicious,

*Jaime*

Heyyyylo!!

Back again! Man look at all the stuff I have missed! Lets get started by, Miss Dawn Marie. Awww the poor wittle babyyyy. Muhammad went and broke her wittle heart. hahah Good! The bitch deserved it. He used her and soaked her up for all she was worth then left her ass. Good work Muhammad. I must say, you are an amazing actor. She actually believed you! Now, she may have won that stupid Bikini match...and have gone crazy, but....don't be fooled Dawn Marie. Don't be fooled at all, I didn't show because I actually had important work to do. I didn't have so much time on my hands like your useless self, to do random bikini matches. Speaking of useless....how about that useless Sable! Running off...hahaha. From Dawn Marie?! Well, I don't blame Sable...what are you afraid of breaking a hip bone or something? Or were you late for another appointment at the plastic surgeon's office? How's your kid Sable? With your little dirty mexican husband Eddie. How about John Cena huh? Sounds and looks as if he's been having problems with Stacy. Now, I don't know exactly whats going on with them two, but I'll find out. However, don't say I didn't warn you John. Stacy seems to be the biggest or...one of the biggest, I forgot about Torrie and Dawn, slut here. She sleeps around and runs around on you when your not around to see her, or be with her. So be careful. Well, I'm about to go hang out with my girls Melina and Stephanie, so I shall be back later. See ya losers!

Bootylicious

*Jaime*

SCANDELOUS!

Thats the word for this update. Why? Because theres plenty of it going on. I mean, Amy aka Lita, how much of a slut is she?! She turned on her husband Kane, to be with Edge, the pyscho! That kiss they did, okay, how sickening was that? It wasn't even a kiss, it was......slobbering on each other! Like....EWW! Next in line for scandels....is Sharmell. You know, I love it how she pretends to love her husband Booker, but she just turns into exactly what Kurt called her, a gutterslut! She enjoyed Kurt having his way with her. She must have been desperate! No offence to Kurt of course, because Kurt, c'mon, he tells the truth! Moving on....to.....the famous couples right now. Torrie and Chase, along with....SURPRISE! Stacy and John. Now how big of a scandal is this?! Stacy and Torrie, best friends! Hahahaha till Torrie screws Chase, they hook up, Stacy and John screw each other and they hook up. All the sudden! Torries ex is with oh look! Her best friend! Then Stacys ex is with...oh wait! Her best friend Torrie! Why am I not surprised? You know people, I keep showing and telling you guys all the time, the whole truth, THE TRUTH! You people take it as a lie or as a joke?! This is just another time I've proved that Stacy and Torrie are SLUTS! They've got to be sluts to do that kind of stuff to their own best friend! Admit it, you know I'm telling the truth! Anyways, I see that, that pig Joy got married to her dumbass boyfriend Sonny. You know, that must be a perfect couple......Joy makes a dollar standing on the corner and Sonny makes a dollar by wrestling. No..literally...only 1 dollar. Why? Because they both suck! One literally, and the other sucks in wrestling! hahaha You know, I'm not going to sit here and waste my time on you people, telling you the truth and ya'll not listening so I'm ending this update with some HOT pictures of a REAL woman, me, Jaime Koeppe.

*Bootylicious*

Jaime